Persistent Christians

I came home from work today to find yet another flyer on my door from some neighborhood Christian church. It's always something...a social for the kids, a bible study class, a dance social (yeah, I know)...all sponsored by your annoying local church. What gives? When we're home on Saturdays together Robert and I live in fear that the Christians will come knocking on our door. He comes running inside after watering the lawn saying, "The Christians are coming! The Christians are coming! Hide!" I'm Christian myself, so I'm not all anti-church or or anything, but jeez, enough is enough. I feel like putting a sign out on the door that says, "If you're from one of the many neighborhood churches, kindly fuck off. We don't need any more of your fliers cluttering up our already messy house. Thank you, and have a nice day."